I just wanted to say ‘K-Pop and sex crimes’ would be a solid band name. (Adding Drugs would make it too wordy.)

LOL, the Myahm Agana shrine is the ball one and I hated it! It was one of the last 10 or 20 shrines I completed because I was my patience was too shit to maneuver the ball through the maze. There is a trick to turn the controller mostly upside down and then snap it back to flat after 1-2 sec and the ball will jump…

Looks like he’s already pulling in bigger crowds. 

I can’t wait to see what bullshit questions the Republicans ask him during this.  If they pull a “pseudo-science degree” thing like they did with John Kerry, I might die laughing.

He’d say “maybe I would” and give a long, dithering reply.

The guy who has time to call into Fox News every damn week to give an exclusive impromptu interview? BS.

Or, “you won’t believe how much you’ll love what we have in store for you...” He’s like the world’s worst snake-oil salesman.

That treasure quote is baffling.  His brain is goop and I almost felt bad for Maria struggling to get a word in edgewise in an otherwise incoherent rant. 

As did the Somali pirates.  MAGA, indeed!

I’m hoping that other employees also spit in his drinks/food. (I normally would never condone such a thing but this administration is a stain upon our country.)

I imagine if Don Jr actually did become more successful than Trump that Trump would consider him an enemy and claim credit for everything Jr. did.

Solid burn. I have much more respect for Mulaney after watching his SNL hosting gigs.  Lobster Diner had me rolling.

So Trump’s flag-humping is actually a clever ploy to win over these morons?  Cool cool cool.

If it’s just the kids growing up in a shitty, racist, dysfunctional household then I’d still have a modicum of hope the kids could reject that mindset if they interact with other (non-shit) people.

That was pretty great. All of the triple-stumper ones they’ve had lately that I know is started making me feel old too.

Or he assumes that the dollar will suddenly crash in value because a black person is on it. 

Watching the clip, I can’t help but hate his dumb fucking magic marker signature more than anyone should.  Not sure why I hate it but there it is.

Posting every teacher’s salary seems excessive. Some states post anybody making >$100k/yr or top x salaries, which I’m fine with.

I don’t know what would be so sensitive about releasing this info.  They could even generalize it like store A had $X in SNAP sales, B had $Y etc on a state by state basis.  Maybe going down to a state by state basis would lead to stores/chains being ID’d but there has to be a way to get gross $ amounts reported…

Don Jr is an unrepentant piece of shit but that was a bizarre clip. She came across as very weird but that doesn’t mean I don’t believe her.