NYT WH pool correspondent asked that very question.

I believe and hope that US Americans like her and Orangenero can be successful in whatever they do, such as maps and domestic abuse and such as.

My 7 year old niece has devised a chart where she puts stickers on squares that are numbered. The numbers correspond to a list of misogynistic hot phrases she hears at school, on TV, from my mother, etc. When her chart is full she hands it to the closest adult and demands $20 for Space Camp.

I can’t believe anyone is calling this human ‘idol,’ regardless of her side eye skills.

UGH this brings back memories of when my dad died 3 years ago. I had an old best friend from high school who became an extremely toxic part of my life, and this resulted in me basically ghosting her (which is shitty but I didn’t know how else to extract myself - this is after I had told her my feelings several times,…

The Trump/Hicks mashup name is “Tricks” So fitting on so many levels.

she needs to get a tinder account and stop fucking people from work

Does the president usually lead a prayer at these breakfasts? I’d really like to hear that.

“Lord, thank you for this food...it’s great food, incredible food...and I tell you Lord, I know good food, I serve only best, best food at my hotels and golf courses...”

If our society (and species) survives long enough to see the next century, I hope that we’ll look back at moments like this and wonder why the fucking fuck we spent so much time and energy ruining so many lives over some bullshit argument that marriage can ONLY be between a man and a woman.

So, did the promised DACA vote ever take place? (seni-rhetorical)

Just Say No, trickle down economics, abstinence only education... a majority of the GOP’s policies are a hodgepodge of proven failures.

Sarah Sanders is such a massive fucking cunt that I think she deserves a spot on the “people I wouldn’t shed a tear over if they were assassinated” list.

Much of the junk in the heartland seems to be coming from Florida, anyway.... These are all-American drug mules & all-American junkies, y’all!

Ladies and germs, the great deal maker.

What Marla really said is that Bill Clinton was the best sax she ever had.

I don’t care if people think John Kelly is some kind of savior as Trump’s Chief of Staff, he is a fucking terrible person, based on his words, his hateful, false words. His contempt for innocent Dreamers, his lies about that Florida Congresswoman, calling her names. Being in the military, even high up, doesn’t…

it would not surprise me in the least to learn that kellyanne has an opioid cabinet.

“Oh god! There’s a cat in that burning building!....... Ah! I know what to do!” *Throws another cat into burning building* “Now they won’t be alone.”

Do you share a lake house with Ginuwine? Izzat you, Donna Meagle?

Haha I’m a similar age and one of my colleagues just went on mat leave and she’s the same age as me. When I found out she was prego my (inner) reaction was “oh no what is she going to do?” and then I remembered that she’s an adult in a long term relationship with a full time job and this is what people do.