Defensive Holding!

Nice. A minor suggested adjustment from someone who spends about eleven hours a day thinking about alliteration:

Titans Tee up Tannehill, Tanking for Tua, Though Totally Terrible Team in Tidal Town will Take Top Talent

Or even just “says”:

What was your first giveway? That her entourage included these guys?

Looks like he put that grudge to rest, inside the coffin of Baker’s career.

I think Bosa’s attitude had less to do with old college grudges than with the well known fact he just hates the browns. 

Apropos of this, I will be tucking into Mexican food and tuning into Smackdown on FOX tonight, for the first time since high school when it would air before Star Trek: Voyager.

we turn to the more fundamental solution to the Skins’ organizational woes, and one which would go even further toward brightening the future:

Anyway, the Bears won 31-15.

That ball will REST...IN...PEACE.

Gareon, my Raidered son
You’ll be kneed when you are down
Lay your weary head to rest
You’re going on I.R.

Ray Ratto thinks every time a team wants a play reviewed, it should have to pay $1 million in cash on the spot to a local charity, or take the call it got and shut up about it.

I’d have cold feet too if I had to play for the Raiders.

If there’s one thing angry, vindictive nerds on the internet love and respect it’s Journalists, so I see absolutely no way this could possibly go wrong. :(

Man, these Mexicans are showing up everywhere.  Now they’re taking jobs away from hardworking black gangbang workers.

Report:Water Is Wet

Free Fuck Chris Paul

“She’s fine.”

Stephen Curry, the longest-serving single-team player in the league even as we speak