Of the “older” directors the Coen Brothers have usurped his spot. My evidence is purely anecdotal, but as a teacher the film buff teens I overhear reference Big Lebowsky, Burn After Reading, Fargo, and No Country far more than most QT films. QT seems to be a “phase” but they keep going back to or discovering new Coen…

Exactly, you start diving into hypotheticals and the first one on that list in recent memory is the 2015 title Golden State won over the Cavaliers.

I think we’re gonna need a bigger belt.

I think the best scenario is that Durant makes a fatal mistake in Game 7 to lose the Finals and then we skip ahead five years and Durant has given up and gotten fat and Green has to come to his hut and convince him to come back and help them make one last title run together. And Green will bring a raccoon to the hut.

The Warriors are taking a page out Vonn Miller’s playbook.

To give credit to the Blazers - They went a lot farther this season than anyone thought they would at the start of tonight’s game.

I liked this when it came out...but I didn’t truly appreciate it until I saw the Lindsay Ellis video on it.

“This is a team that has mastered the art of playing as hard as it needs to for as long as it wants to, and for no longer than that.”

Beyond them, there has been a distinct and striking paleness to the WWE title

Then again, maybe it was an especially evil candle? A cursed candle. I demand to see the candle.

Wizards are going to have to declare a national emergency to pay his contract.

Word out of Washington is that their plan was always to have him be John Steel Slats anyway.

Yeah, hmmm, what happened over the last 2 years in Washington that would piss the world off?

They’re trading Draymond Green to NO and sending 3 first rounders to Phoenix. The Suns are sending Ayton and Jackson to NO and getting Super Bowl tickets next time it’s in the Big Easy. Why would the Suns be part of this? Sarver figures he could save some money not extending Ayton in three years. 

If cartoons have taught me anything, it’s that final forms are for those who are about to get offed with a giant ass fireball.

One time a customer pooped all over the escalator at my old job and we had to evacuate the premises.

No.

I think he ran the concession stand in week 3 and successfully kept Jameis Winston away from the crab legs.

What do you get when your roster depletes?

Did LeBron go to L.A. to win now? His priorities this time around seemed to be centered on off-court interests: solidifying his brand, expanding his media presence, and making the best lifestyle choice for himself and his family.