How is it not a conflict of interest for the guy named Garafolo to be reporting on the guy named Garappolo? Are we even sure they’re different guys?

Foles now holds a Super Bowl record that Brady doesnt! Most passes caught for a TD by a QB

Rockets historically don’t perform well when confronted with a Challenger.

So much dishonor for so many families. The streets will run red tonight.

Big deal. FIFA has been determining outcomes with paper in briefcases for decades.

I’m willing to bet that she weighs the same as a duck

I thought the last 10 months would have been sufficient warning about the dangers of replacing a competent black man with an inexperienced and unqualified white guy, but here we are again.

But not the storebought kind, no sir! After I gather up the hoof clippins’, I render em’ down and make my own paste. It’s free and it keeps my boots waterproof in a pinch as well!

Wait — do you hear that??

...Lain was awesome.

Let’s all love Lain!

<3 Serial Experiments Lain!

You know who might mitigate some of their O-line woes behind center?

Colin Kaepernick.

At least now Savage will have more time to tend to his garden.

“its only competent coach since Bill Walsh”

Bills are poised to take the lead in the afc east ...

ALEX SMITH’S BIG DAY!!!!!!!!!! I’VE BEEN WAITING SO LONG!!!!!!!

Lonzo Ball is a homunculus created by Lil B to curse the Lakers. Initials are a dead giveaway.

How is the focus of this entire article on the Persona outfit and not the fucking SWEET AS HELL Jet Set Radio one next to it?! I want my inkling to wear that outfit in Splatoon 2, it’s fresh af.