Fucking everywhere up here. The cities specifically spent money to build high quality bike paths, and these motherfuckers STILL insist on riding on streets that are 40-55mph. Get your damn bike out of the way. The city went out of their way to cater to you, and you aren’t even using it.

But, you don’t think talking about the national debt is a worthwhile exercise? The 20 TRILLION dollars

“She’s gone from suck...to blow!”

You won’t take it to a track day

Just another old man car...

I’ve actually had to bump start my Veloster with push to start before. Wasn’t too terribly hard to start pushing the car while in neutral, jump in and pop the clutch. Worked like a treat and I learned it was possible to do even via push to start.

Or take the rope and use it to get a tow and bump start the normal way.

So you’re saying I should buy this:

agreed, this is a terrible idea for so many reasons. Just push and bump it like a normal person.

shoutout to briggs

And you happen to have a rope.

we dont even have to get to step 1. unless its a Jeep with a clutch interlock defeat you’re not going to be able to do this without the clutch pedal pushed in

Jesus! Just push-start it for crying out loud. Much less chance of that pesky dying thing while doing stupid shit like this!

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Speaking as a tool and die maker - being condescending asshole to those who don’t know is a prerequisite. 

As someone who spent years on Solidworks trying to use Inventor drives me nuts. It feels pretty close right up until you hit a point that it becomes massively unintuitive and infuriating.

Agreed. Had a 2005 V70R and it would have seriously dented our bank account if not for the extended warranty.

He picks up a Mercury Marauder for like $8000, then has plenty of money left over to soup up it up. Or maybe a used Pontiac G8, but the Mercury wins for the better visibility and ergonomics for big boys.

300S, because a big dude with presence needs a car with presence.

2003/2004 Cobra Mustang Convertible. Easy to run at 500 hp. Reliable. Parts are cheap and easy to find. Fits the budget. Anyone can work on it. Stands out from the other Mustangs. Fast, IRS, seats 4, throw a Borla on there and sounds race car amazing. I love mine.