cobrajoe
CobraJoe
cobrajoe

“Why would anyone ride on the road when there is a paved trail mere feet from you?”

Excellent question. Even more so, why do people in my neighborhood take a walk out in the middle of the street with their infant/toddler in a stroller when there are perfectly good sidewalks feet away? Sidewalks that are, in fact, so

Why would anyone ride on the road when there is a paved trail mere feet from you?

Does everything have to reference effin politics? I am so over this “My idiot is sooo much better than your idiot” season.

Oh i know... Try living in the barracks and getting a ticket for just adding some oil because it was a quart low or changing a tire because you picked up a nail... Since I’ve gotten out I’ve had somewhere I could wrench

Once had a farmer wander down his driveway to help me try and get my bike started. Battery died after trying to re-start, and he helped me push it up the hill to his shop, left me with tools and wandered off. (turns out my timing plate had flipped 180 after the bolts worked their way out)

I always try to help people

My entire state is rural and its so friendly, its as nice as a fuzzy fiat

No part of the Northeast is truly rural. You need to go to the

100% the driver’s last thought before the roll were either:

+1, you can always pick up a beater Civic for 2k that will never let you down...

That’s why I have an E60 M5, and a pair of Ducatis as backup.



Crap...

Speaking of Ludacris facts, did you know he did a video with HEAVY cross promotion for the Cadillac Catera?

Yeah, I had a job before and during, and got a good deal thanks to ‘family discount’. Still, mostly beggars can’t be choosers.

So much this! I have a co-worker who “is into cars” by that I think he means he used to be a teenager who liked cars. His personal car is a Toyota Blade (Japanese import high spec Corolla hatch), firstly I judge anyone who buys a non-interesting JDM import, secondly when he thinks his old Mitsubishi Lancer GSR is a

Yeah, when you’re a student and someone interrogates you about your car:

Yes, this is good. I once volunteered to DD for my CPA friend and her coworkers, who were all going to a big end-of-tax-season party hosted by their employer. The only vehicle owned by anyone in the group that could fit everyone was a Honda Ridgeline, so that’s what I drove. The whole way to the party, the owner — a

Subaru Legacy GT... I know they still make the Legacy, but it’s fallen very FAR... only available with an anemic NA 4 banger and a CVT. They need to bring back Subaru’s answer to the 5 series, E class and A6...

Easy. Dodge Magnum R/T. 370HP RWD Hemi. It’s a wagon. Not like it would be that hard to make them either, because the 300 still exists.

Now, that’s funny. When I first met my wife she was driving a Corolla. I thought I was screwed coz I liked her but hated the car, which is, unfortunately, astonishingly reliable, till the gods intervened and someone hit the car and totaled it. I got her a Mazda 3 - 2.3 hatchback - and we’re both very happy with it.

How can you be angry at all those things and not have any anger left over for the fact that the bad ass Honda S660 she drove there STILL WILL NEVER COME TO AMERICA!?!?! Millions are suffering as a result!