You can’t drive a Puffalump.

I think I speak for everyone here when I say it’s been a pleasure working with you and hosting all of your insane ideas over the years. We wish you nothing but the best and good luck with the new venture. Also, God bless you for taking that PT Cruiser off the road.

I don’t think there was ever any real danger of that happening...

One of the two Mazda Prototype cars at this weekend’s Sahlen’s Six Hours of the Glen at Watkins Glen International will be decked out in a livery that salutes one of the greatest racing stories of all time. Hey Mazda—more like this, please.

I’m going to import a... oh fuck, I live here.

I saw your lease program, and your lease program is dead.

Now I want a Pepsi....

You shut your mouth. Forensic files is great television and a staple of any business hotel stay.

It’s like a Puffalump! A Puffalump car! ZOMG PUFFALUMP CAR.

It depends how many gears your transmission has

8 cars, wife, ample income, “those matters.”

Well, yeah.

Fantastic window sticker...

This is a favorite of my wife and I. We played it at our wedding. People were confused. We were happy.