Not a good story to read at work.

I... goddamnit.

Weird how I could play all sorts of SNES games like Yoshi’s Island, Final Fantasy VI, and Donkey Kong Country on my Gameboy Advance 10 years ago. And I could play Ocarina of Time on my 3DS 5 years ago.

But Super Metroid on an old 3DS? A bridge too far for Nintendo.

These commercials are nightmare fuel.

Okay, I came here because I saw your hair and thought you were Claudio Sanchez. Now I see you’re wearing a Coheed shirt. Are you Claudio?

It’s possible to have four estus flasks and two ashen flasks or two ashen flasks and four estus flasks. It’s up to you.