Makes sense, because tennis scoring is already in dog points.

Looks like pretty soon he’s going to be LIVING IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!

Did these “hundreds of scientists” also explain one of the equipment managers being nicknamed “the deflator” and Brady destroying his cell phone?

That’s sad. As much as I want to go to sleep, I usually end up staying up “just in case”. This one made all those others worth it.

Wisconsin basketball game, so more like a Scott Walker rally.

I’ve been saying since January that this is all just a vast NFL/ESPN conspiracy to promote STEM education

Great, like the Ideal Gas Law wasn’t bad enough, now 7 months of Maxwell’s equations. Notoriously some of the most difficult postgraduate physics equations.