This was a fascinating read. I’m always amazed at how fans of games like this are able to essentially expand the gameplay beyond what was intended. It reminds of when “adventure maps” came out for MineCraft that essentially created scripted story missions in a game that - at the time - had no tools for that.

“USING A VIBRATOR LAST NIGHT, THOUGHT WAS INSERTING IN VAGINA, INTERRUPTED BY MOM & SAT UP QUICKLY, INSERTED IN RECTUM, CAN’T REMOVE”

“PUT A PENCIL UP RECTUM TO MAKE BOWEL MOVEMENT TO GET GAUZE PATIENT SWALLOWED TO COME OUT”

Champion.

• “ICE PICK IN RECTUM TO PUSH HEMORRHOIDS BACK IN”

Can you give me a quick run down as to why folks hate this game?

How do you get any actual evidence if you don’t examine the results?

Convenience + adorableness + nostalgia factor. It’s that easy.

“That thing does not obey the laws of physics at all!”

Is his mother named Martha?

I’m sorry, two fucking years is not a long time for game development. This is being built from scratch, so they will have to spend a lot of time getting things implemented, let alone optimizing them. Just go back to the videos of any E3 were the game is launched two or three years later: the end result is widely…

don’t get me wrong, I like sriracha just fine. It goes great on popcorn for instance. But I dispise spicy sushi because 9 times out of 10 people make it so hot it totally blows away the taste of anything else. This should not be done.

Saying Minecraft is like Lego because it has building is like saying Skyrim is like Zelda because it has swords

Define a genre by its worst eh?

To be honest, though, these claims have merit. It won’t be the end of the industry, but it will fall hard, and people will have to find new ways to attract an audience.