i had a good run here at kotaku until i was forced to quit over this story

Slag em first

You’re right that no one is surprised it’s more profitable, but it’s pretty interesting to see some actual figures.

There was an article on ESPN a couple days ago that mentioned the guy who assisted on what looks to be Jagr’s final NHL goal.

Jagr had been in the NHL for three years when that guy was BORN.

They dont actually have that though.

I’m pretty sure the birth years were used in Street Fighter 2, which was originally released in 1991 (making Ryu 27 at the time). I think the games use a sliding timeline now to keep things in the present/near future without having to age the characters at the same rate. But if we assume Ryu was 27 during SF2, that…

No! Dont ruin the pureness of their Master/Student relationship.

They really need to think this through. Normal babies kick in the womb. Ryu’s child would be throwing out tatsumaki senpuuyaku’s.  

You know, the way we’re probably supposed to interpret this is “Ryu is significantly older than Sakura and is playing dumb to let her down gently”. But “Ryu has spent his whole life studying martial arts and therefore is basically clueless when it comes to romance & sexual attraction” is funnier, so I’m going to go…

I mean, can you blame her?

If it were all I did, I’d probably be miserable, but as an accessory to real work that helps inform and entertain people, it’s NBD.

What’s it like knowing you’re nothing more than a small cog in the videogame hype machine being leveraged in this instance to write 400 words about a single tweet?

You can’t post an image on the internet and expect it to not be reposted somewhere if it clicks with someone. Doesn’t matter if it’s not fair, that’s just real life.

Yiff.Party was originally an experiment, its admin, who wouldn’t give his name, told me over e-mail. It blew up on 8chan’s furry message board. “The site’s mission is simply to make paid Patreon content available for free,” he told me. “We’re not out to get creators or make them lose income.”

Is anyone happy with this talentless hack?

Sometimes I forget you’re Australian, and then I read a phrase like “jungle teds” and then I’m like ohhh yeah.

and the sand elephants in new hope

Yeah. There’s definitely a side of me that wanted her to join up with Kylo, but he was pretty clear that joining up with him meant starting a two-person galactic dictatorship. Not exactly “breaking the wheel.”

This is an interesting concept to me. This film really hit the idea of letting the past go and it had a bit of a nihilistic streak with Benicio del Toro’s character. He said something along the lines of “They blow you up today, you blow them up tomorrow.” It got me thinking that maybe Rey should have taken Ben Solo’s…