And bring all the kids to their next remake, Grave of the FIreflies!

Isn’t the entire idea of this type of censorship just fucking stupid to anyone else? Let’s remove blood spatters and skulls from a game about KILLING PEOPLE??

I don't think you're being mean, I think you're being racist. 🙃

“my kitchen sink contains a soiled cutting board that has been languishing in there for at least 48 hours; I’ve walked past it countless times; the idea of cleaning it fills me with a vague horror” See, you’ve made the classic blunder of putting it in the sink instead of by the sink. Being in the sink makes dirty…

I remember in the first game it was mapped to B on the Xbox. So I tried hitting that while riding past a carriage and instead Arthur kicked the carriage and they got pissed pulled me off my horse and tried to beat the piss out of me. Good times.

My guess would be the it was a “game-over” screen and you were loaded to the last auto-save.  RDR2 seems to be like GTA V in terms of loading Arthur into the world - he doesn’t always seem to be exactly where you left him, just somewhere close doing whatever his Marlboro-Man self wants in the same way Mike, Trevor,…

That is a different type of V-bucks.

Man, was I shocked on my wedding night when I found out they weren’t like bags of sand. - Bart O’Kavanaugh

Let me ask my wife to jump up and down for me. Will report back.

Breasts should be hard and immobile, you know, like two bags of sand, just like God intended!

I understand why he’s embarrassed, those breast physics are amateurish.

I’m drunk and pedantic, so I’m going to argue that, because the mounts in Joust flew, they were in fact ostrich-like creatures, and not actual ostriches.

I’d be ecstatic if we even gave a SINGLE fuck about infrastructure here in the US. Over the moon for a fuck and a half.

Yeah, most software companies here in the US build these streaming cloud-based products with the delusional assumption that everyone has a perfect universal connection speed, like electricity utilities. They think we are living in a broadband utopia, when its really still just a fucking post-apocalyptic wasteland with…

Yes. That is exactly what they are saying. PSN is 12 years old. There is a lot of accounts made by people who were dumb kids back then so they made a bad name choice but now have accounts with a ton of content attached so making a new one is not really option. If I had the same username I made on sites when I was 10,…

FTFY

Not adults who act like adults, no.  Let’s be clear:  the bill comes due the same time every single month.  This isn’t “oh, gee, I forgot to pick up that cheese from the grocery store.”  It’s “oh, gee, I forgot AGAIN that my credit card bill is due on the 25th of the month--and has been for the last ten years.”

Man did I love my Queue. Rearranging it so that a new release would arrive with whatever weird movie I put on there years prior. 

I shouldn’t take this bait, but:

Monday the 13th. Antagonist is large orange cat seeking Lasagna.