Apparently the fact that I have small breasts makes me intrinsically less sexual, and thus more professional/serious/worthy of respect. There’s nothing more threatening than a woman who loves sex. Which is exclusively all women with big breasts. /s

Everyday I thank God for my small boobs, as they allow me to stand next to whomever I please.

Do you ever just read stuff like this and think “we as a species really deserve to be hit by a meteor”?

So can the View die now? Please?