Preztelcoatl.

Just wishing all of you the best. This situation sucks, your management sucks even worse, and I hope all the staff makes it through to the other side at a place where you’re actually appreciated.

Well boys & girls, it looks like we’re in the endgame now.

I was there in April of this year. That dog from the pyramids has a name and it is Preztelcoatl. But you are correct that it is indeed a good dog.

Petchesky was just canned, unbelievable.

I am extremely interested in this afternoon’s Funbag.

One Bad Dog I Met

Tom, if this unfortunate situation continues, may we have bears? 

Can you let me know when you will be returning to sports coverage so I can go back to checking in once or twice per day? I have a lot to do today at work and all of these posts about non-sports topics are distracting because I Must Read Every Single One of Them. Whereas with the sports stuff I really only care if its…

These are extremely good dogs, Tom. Thank you.

making this burner just to say deadspin has been a favorite of mine for years now, and it’s a shame that money is more important than great content. fuck the real snowflakes who can’t accept that sports are intertwined with society and the two can never be separated. love y’all.

I’ve been stuck in the greys for so long and now there’s so many things I want to say to support the staff, I feel powerless.

I pretty sure Spanfeller pronounces it “sport”.

Here’s some stories I’d like to pitch to comply with the new mandate:

Evil Bosses, Ranked

I can’t wait to hop over to Jalopnik to get footage of the Pumpkin INSIDE the car, followed by a quick to The Takeout to get some nice recipes for Larceny Pumpkin Pie.

After the sudden shuttering of Splinter, I grew nervous when there wasn’t any new content from Deadspin after the Freddie Kitchens post.  Don’t leave us Deadspin, you’re my sanity from my boss asking me how to use Excel for the 300th time.  

I woke up and thought the same thing. Given the "Stick to Sports" tag in the photo, I'm getting nervous about what we don't know.

Pro tip: the best leafblower is emailing the nutsacks at G/O who are pushing auto play videos and ads (g-omediafeedback@googlegroups.com) and telling them how bad they are at their jobs.

Pro tip: the best leafblower is emailing the nutsacks at G/O who are pushing auto play videos and ads…

Hey, let’s talk about how G/O media are such gutless scum that they took down all of the posts across the kinjaverse about how awful the autoplaying videos are and how to contact the ownership about it.