And when Brogan faces off against a dead ringer—a facsimile of the killer he used to be—what are we really seeing but a middle-aged Will Smith confront his own movie-star legacy, his own past as a more “perfect” physical specimen and marquee attraction?

With this and the Miami Open moving there next year, the Dolphins just became the fourth most interesting tenant of their own stadium.

Scooping ice cream is NOT fun. My first minimum wage job was at a mini golf/arcade/ice cream shop, and the amount of bullshit you had to maneuver through on a daily basis was staggering. Whiny kids. Dickhead teenagers. Unhappy parents. Indecisive old people. And just a disaster to clean up after.

I haven’t owned a microwave in five years and have only rarely missed having one, and that’s because I was impatient and didn’t want to wait an extra five minutes for leftovers to heat up.

WHY ARE THEIR MOUTHS ACTUALLY MOVING.

Jeez, I knew they liked basketball in China, but I didn’t realize they were this excited about Space Jam 2.

and the Rogue One prequel

In a smart baseball world, a foul tip is reviewable because that is something that can easily be discerned on replay.

Also, it’s punishing the batter for chasing a terrible pitch. It just boomeranged on him one pitch later.

Also, I was out of the greys but have been driven back in in the last few weeks so fuck this joint

For those keeping score, here’s how this past week has gone for fans of Atlanta-based/adjacent sports teams: the Braves were utterly obliterated in Game 5 of their NLDS series against the Cardinals, the Georgia Bulldogs choked at home in overtime against unranked South Carolina, and now this. Fucking hell, that’s…

I mean, Illinois nearly pulled off a comeback against Michigan and led Nebraska late this year as well. Illinois is bleh but they should crush Rutgers.

Yep. All you need to do is spend $218 million like the Yankees.

If a manager could lose his job over three innings, Dave Roberts may have pulled that off last night.

Yes, you can.

What professional athlete could you outrun?

Oh fuck all of them right to Saturn.

Art is entirely subjective to personal opinion. What Scorsese is saying is correct, but I’d argue that Marvel isn’t going out there trying to make what he views as ‘art.’ The superhero genre of now is like the disaster movies in the 70’s, the raunchy teen comedies of the 80’s and the romcoms of the 90’s...…

Except they play in the same division as the Astros, so will continue to settle for a gimmick for their “postseason”.

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