You don’t even need a shovel anymore.

A cool idea that has the chance to fail spectacularly if no one shows up to it.

Shots were fired at high school games in Florida and Illinois the last two weeks.

She’s also a very good dramatic actress but winds up in nothing but slapstick.

Every Carpool Karoake is annoying because James Corden always buttons the top button of his shirt and it looks like it’s choking him.

And all the endings for ‘Return Of The King’ inspired Martin to never end his stories.

And we said Maryland wouldn’t fit in the Big Ten.

Dunkirk this year as well. Frankly, we can thank Chris Nolan for being really damn good at making blockbusters for the change we got a decade ago.

Yeah, the ‘independent’ label is harder to define this day and age. Every one of the main studios own ‘independent’ studios that get pushed to Oscar contention because there is still big studio money behind the promotion of it. I like the idea of this, but it’s hazier than it was in say, the 90’s. 

My God. Take your star and go to confession.

Never been to the 9/11 Memorial, but all the people taking selfies and playing in the fountain at the WWII Memorial in DC sent me into all kinds of rage.

Putting aside making a sequel on just a surface level, the idea for making this a prequel/sequel is fucking deplorable. Part of what made the first one so great was getting to see John McClane figure out how to maneuver through everything using just his wit. Yeah, he’s an off-duty cop, but he has to improvise every…

It very very much did not.

Remember ‘Drive’? Anyone?

I expected a Friday new dump to come from this, but didn’t really consider it to go this direction.

Oh God, that’s right. One of my favorite movies ever and here comes Ryan Reynolds to shit all over it.

Pass. $200 please.

I had the exact same reaction during that part. It was so crazy that it didn’t really register at first what he was doing. It hit hard when the chopper starts diving STRAIGHT DOWN TO THE GROUND AND HE WAS ACTUALLY FLYING IT.

They finally find a black quarterback and look what happens.

JoePa is down there awkwardly kicking at the ground, hands in pockets, waiting for someone to talk to so he doesn’t have to sit with Rutgers.