I'm from Toronto and hate the Yanks and Sox more or less equally, so I can tell you more or less objectively that the near future of the Sox is a lot scarier to contemplate. A lot of their young players have already panned out.

Let’s just hope this Sanchize doesn’t do anything infamous with another man’s butt.

Kevin Maas redux.

Competent is what we need in government. “Interesting” has gotten us Trump.

This guy is also an attentionhawk, and you are feeding him.

I like your spirit. I also like the idea of having a shot in hell of a more liberal leaning judge being named to the SCOTUS. Ergo, fuck all that.

This is a reasonable and correct take and has no place in Kinja.

#NotAllMillennials

I’m fine with Bernie staying in the race to accumulate votes and show Democrats that there is broad, national support for a progressive agenda. I am not alright with him staying in the race in a desperate bid to win.

Red Sox fan hits grand slam; Red Sox give up grand slam. This has been your universally feel-good baseball highlight.

If by “just,” you mean two hours ago, then kudos to random non-Sox player. Update: he “just” took a shower after David Ortiz won the game in extra innings.

You can piss right off with that noise, young son.

My first reaction to reading the headline was, “Well, he must not be very good if they dismissed him immediately.” Nice try Jimbo but your program is still a big time problem for the women of Florida.

Dismissed after the charges, but probably because

The ACC better watch out if FSU is already in mid-season form at the begining of may.