WEAPONS HOLSTERED

A problem with this cover, one that’s bothered me since DOOM came out: the marine is shooting a laser. You never get a laser. I wanted a laser, goddamnit.

Unless you have some sort of horrible balance issue, doing the one-leg stand while scrubbin’ them toesies is entirely doable and safe. And should be done, otherwise foot grossness will occur. Smell, dirt becoming embedded in callouses. Foot grossness is insidious, and its only defense is regular scrubbin’. You don’t…