And to think, just 70 some odd years ago he would have been an attraction.

I honest to God have no idea who you’re arguing with right now.

He’s a role model for every high school kid, surviving a cock block on the way to second base.

Honestly the best bar stool sports content I’ve ever seen. 

But I can already eat at Olive Garden as many times as I want for the rest of my life for zero dollars!

But he stood on her throat and didn't kneel, right?

Nope; it should have been done a while ago.

The stadiums are designed to distract you no matter what age you are, even when players are at-bat. Vendors, stuff on the video boards, food and drink...the teams/orgs themselves are doing what they can to keep you from paying full attention.

And nevermind how fucking fast…

In Neely’s defense, just because Ravizza’s dead doesn’t mean he isn’t doing what he does best.

“White Walkers HATE her! This one neat dagger trick will end the Long Night”

Remember how good the battle of Hardhome was... because you could see the battle of Hardhome.  This was like the golden age of radio.

For most of high school, my “wife” was also a towel.

Watch your crotch Steve.

Good for Philly to have the longest and biggest thing again after Foles left town

slowly dying as his otherwise healthy heart sat, unbeating in his chest

My fellow commenters never star my shit. It isn’t because it isn’t funny, it’s because you all are a bunch of bad teammates. I’ve gone to management repeatedly about this and they kept saying who are you? And please stop talking to us. Magary just sent me a link to his book and HamNo just yelled unions repeatedly. It…

This is what’s wrong with our country today. That chair needs a talking to.

- Clint Eastwood

“You think that’s bad—you should see my videos of the things they say at practice”

“Get out of my face now. Don’t tell me I didn’t do my job (expletive). OK, exactly. Get the (expletive) out of my face. Like I said, get out of my face. Don’t play with me. Don’t play with me. I just put my heart on the (expletive) field. Don’t (expletive) play with me. Get the (expletive) out of my face then. Try me…

Wasn't there already a story about a massive dick on foals?

Yeah, Foles has been scribbling his own plays in the dirt since high school.