TERRIBLE ARTIST’S RENDITION

Stryker’s car from UFO.

P-ewww!-geot. That ugly on wheels needs to wear two car covers in case the outer one breaks.

At least their smug factor went up.

I can confirm that the CRX did not have power steering, I had an ‘85 and an ‘89 Si. Also, an ‘88 Integra. I think the Integra and Si had the same engine except only 3 valves/cylinder on the Honda. Integra’s engine was freer revving.

Don’t forget Gene Simmons, they guy who had a cow’s tongue grafted onto his own!

They should upgrade from Windows 3.1.

I’m an actual designer (but not automotive) old enough to have worked on drafting tables with a parallel rule and I cringe every time I hear the term ‘design language’. When did that start, anyway? It sounds like it originated in some marketing pamphlet.

Needs yuger headlights, perhaps stretching all the way across the hood.

Yeah, it’s like he doesn’t even realize the ‘u’ means ‘underwater’!

He thought he was Putin it in reverse?

Found a frame not shown in the video.

Has anyone made a troll reference yet?

It never rains where you are?

Adjectives have ceased to have any meaning in the new attention economy.

But the front overhang...

Rosy cheeks are appealing on freezing days.

“changing their minds midway through projects”

They need to use nitrogen!