co2snotevil
CO2snotEVIL
co2snotevil

Thanks, I’ve been holding it in in anticipation for almost three hours.

Are there instructions for pooping in the archives because I think I might be doing it wrong.

Most people today have the skill of pressing buttons and the heavy lifting is done by the magic blue smoke inside the wires. Take away computers and 70% of everyone working would be immediately unemployed (and also unemployable, since most couldn’t do what they do ‘the old way’).

It drove over a landmine that exploded in the middle.

Yes, but I hear being an underer means you’re mentally ill or voted for Trump or something.

I doubt bacteria hold on for 19 seconds, then magically fall off after 20 seconds

Could also be human of the really short kind.

...lovely Studebaker Avanti...

You have to catch it first.

That’s a spoiler.

Rotating those headlights would make it go faster.

This part is really well designed.

...ticks clicks enough boxes to be a supercar...

...the car ticks clicks a lot of boxes...

Maybe they were made from cardboard...

What about those new-ish lasers that project images onto houses (like Christmas decoration symbols, for example)? Do they have laser light that escapes beyond the intended target and off into the sky?

Actors play roles. It’s just that at that point in time he was playing a molester. It’s not actually who he is...

Did you just assume xis height?

The kid (probably a boy) would’ve been punted if he hadn’t noticed at the last millisecond and started running away as the truck was emergency braking.