“Schultz is a 21-year-old...”

Let me guess - you’re 33?

You couldn’t direct espo618 to a White-oriented forum?

You just presumed xer gender!!!

It’s extortion payments.

I had that idea for block heaters 35 years ago.

Just turn the engine the other way and duct tape.

They’re metric European beings.

We need to know more about the Aston’s cupholders and maybe even photos of the interior.

Yes, absolutely. I think that’s the winner. Years ago I would have said the BB512, but now I find the front overhang looks silly long.

“Sunroofs on dozens of newer car models from around the world are shattering spontaneously, leaving owners perplexed perspexed...”

Yeah, but you get screwed when getting them to do non-standard work on your website.

So, it’s like a gripping hand?

You have an ass hand?

Japanese engine won’t mate with French body. Racist.

Those rear panel things are so they can’t shoot at the car in front from an oblique angle.

We should engineer all roads to be downhill-only. That way we could save a lot of gas and also stop global warming.

It almost looked like his/her shoe’s heel broke.