Yeah, put that beef out there...haunches...immovable slabs...things of that nature

I don’t know, I took it more to mean, “I don’t really know him, but someone who knows him well is literally right over there”

If these players want a contract extension they’re going to have to take an extension, if y’knowaddamean.

Maybe we’re reading too much into this, and the simple answer is the correct answer: the Browns don’t know what the fuck they’re doing and this is further evidence of it.

I love when people take the time to write that they don’t have the time to write about something.

If you heard the smokey eye, Aunt Lydia, or softball coach jokes as jokes about her appearance, that says more about you than it does about Michelle Wolf.

She is awful.

And as always, Maggie Haberman was the Ground Zero of Dumbass Motherfucker Tweets on this topic. Motherfuck the New York Times.

Punching up is not bullying, it’s trying to stop the guy up top from stepping on your fingers.

Michelle Wolf was calling her a liar and a gaslighter. That is all true. She would fit right in at with the other aunties in the Handmaid’s Tale. Frankly, I’m disgusted by all the women rushing to her defense. She is not the one that needs to be defended.

It is important to know that you are just reading a sportish type blog, this isn’t Sports Illustrated or the Sporting News or Outside the Lines. Let us just be reasonable with this. By the way, fuck off.

87 is really fucking fast for a non-pitcher. I’m impressed.

Somewhere a game developer for EA is cursing under his breath right now

Right?

I cried, and not just about those fucking shoes up there

Missing a hand and about three inches on the bottom of those pants.

Pete Carroll knows that nothing can bring down twins, at least not from the outside.

My mind goes directly to Eddie Murphy in drag in The Nutty Professor.

I grew up dead on in the age of power rangers and recognized it as shit as a kid. You are all pussies.

It’s as if Daft Punk fucked the Village People