Deadspin sure likes to talk a big game and get on its high horse but deep down you know they’re just jealous of the way Barstool has disrupted the online game by...*checks notes* having pictures of girls in bikinis.

I’ve followed Geguri since her UW Artisan days, when she was first accused of aim botting. I was initally upset because we’re both girls around the same age, but then I saw her Zarya play and instantly knew that she was skilled and that I wanted to be like her. I copied her play style with Zarya, and started taking…

Now I wanna see him hold other regular objects, like a beer can, a comcast remote, or an ocelot just so I can see how small they would look. Also I would like him to find my remote.

You fool. Don’t you realize that the draft is what gives the league parity? If you don’t, you’ll get a team stacked with two of the greatest players of all time, one of the greatest shooters ever, an all-star point-forward, and a bench that is better than most teams’ starting 5. That kind of firepower could break the…

If we do that, everybody gets one ball, and we draw balls for every position, not just the first three and then let the records determine the rest.

Oh God, thank you Tom Ley. I’ve been arguing for this for years and was beginning to think I was crazy. Mention that around certain fans and they react as if you said you were a proponent of eugenics, despite it being the only real way to instantly eliminate tanking.

I wouldn’t have to tell them if they didn’t always interrupt me while I’m jerking off.

I always tell people, masturbation is great because it’s sex with the person who cares about you the most. Same idea here.

From what I’ve read here, helping yourself finish on the job is kind of a Mavericks tradition.

M’s fan, can confirm. Ichiro’s BP was why you came out early.

Raniere’s teachings on the subject of sex are vastly different than those of the aforementioned Rajneeshee, preaching that women are naturally monogamous and men naturally promiscuous.

Because you are not a hot, young, attractive female actress with $$$ to burn...those are the rules, dontcha know? No one can have sex in a cult, except for the Cult Leader and his female followers...i.e, David Koresh...

I really liked Allison Mack from her Smallville days and she seemed to exude intelligence and confidence in her words and her smile. But as Hamlet said, “One may smile and smile and be a villain.” She had me fooled. I hope she does hard, hard time for what she’s done.

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North of the wall

Deandre Jordan is 7 feet tall and looks normal sized compared to Boban. Boban is scary tall.

Boban has to buy q-tips actually shaped like a q to clean out those ears.

Really excited to have crusty idiots use “millennial” to mean “younger and smarter than me, but in a way that is scary and confusing” for the next 30 years.

I figure that the average demographic that still actually watches local news, as opposed to getting their information online, also watches Fox anyway.

I sleep well at night knowing I won’t have to explain to my grandkids someday that I was one of the good Germans.