I won’t tell Magary about your mayo fetish

Are you quoting Red Hot Chili Peppers?

Your newsletter sir, I would like to subscribe to it.

To quote the great poet Adam Yauch, there’s nothing “cheaper than a hot dog with no mustard”.

It is fucking INSANE.

I’m thinking you’re right

*football-shaped football player

Bloody Merkins were a great punk band

Ok you’re  like the 3rd person I’ve seen mention this Shereen guy and I have no fucking clue what you are bitching about. I can’t think of a single scene they was wrecked by an actor, so what gives?

I see what you did there

Who is that? He can’t have ruined the episode if I have no idea what you’re talking about

What’s a sheeran?

Thank you! No one wants to smell that and believe me, your shoes stink if you aren’t wearing socks

Reading is hard

/sheepishly

Space Trousers sound like a phenomenal prog-rock group

Agreed. Libertarians are garbage people however

I think it comes from Nixon’s single-payer proposal, but i think that was 1974 and not something he ran on in ‘72

Ambivalence is the correct answer

So a slave, a jew and an Irishman walk into a bar...