This site, Deadspin, never wrote an anti-body shaming article. Jezebel is that way —>

Bravo headline-writer!

I know we’re not supposed to body-shame but he looks like black Ham Rove

LOL KNICKS

Take it easy on the Nats, they were just intimidated by the buzzsaw that is the 2017 Atlanta Braves

Defiant Wheat is a great prog rock band name

While it is unusual for a whale to beach itself this far down the eastern seaboard, it’s standard procedure to close the area. Frankly, I don’t understand what all the fuss is about

Wait, there are regulations now?

Maybe the judges like recreational drugs and don’t dig Manny wanting them to die for their vices

BOXING SHOULD BE ON BASIC CABLE.

I’m beginning to worry Connor may die

+1 Moonlight Graham

Dexter needs to change his first name to Sinister.

And the GOP would cover for him by arguing the semantics of what actually constitutes a genocide and crafting a name for it like purification of the homeland or something equally banal

You are truly blessed then!

This is a bad take. Embiid should try playing if he wants hardware. Oh, whats that, he was too hurt to play? Well then, he didn’t earn shit.

Embiid should have played on his papier-mache knee then

THE PRESIDENT!

It should scare you, because it’s true

It’s not slander if it’s true