Who hates Mad? I hate Laura

I hate Laura. She is the literal worst

I pity you

+1 Moonlight Graham

Dexter needs to change his first name to Sinister.

And the GOP would cover for him by arguing the semantics of what actually constitutes a genocide and crafting a name for it like purification of the homeland or something equally banal

You are truly blessed then!

This is a bad take. Embiid should try playing if he wants hardware. Oh, whats that, he was too hurt to play? Well then, he didn’t earn shit.

Embiid should have played on his papier-mache knee then

THE PRESIDENT!

It should scare you, because it’s true

It’s not slander if it’s true

Reading is hard lol

Joe Gilgun is absolutely killing it as Cassidy

Let the right one in was amazing. A girl... put me to skeep, twice. (I tried watching again)

Don’t Google it, that shit is tragic. Like, Chinese men buying powdered rhino horn for erections bad.

I only know Gaga on that list. Oh gods, am I an old now?

Jurors are people too dumb to get out of jury duty. Ergo, juries are largely moronic.

As a bucks fan I don’t so much have a team to root for but rather a Bulls team to root against.

But you get to see Lavine dunks!