Long John Salley couldn’t take Zaza off the dribble. This sim is invalid

Only one thing matters; Is hand-checking allowed?

Beach towel, hand towel or washcloth?

 It’s never lupus

Best IN MOTHER RUSSIA joke I’ve ever seen on Deadspin. Bravo!

Do they chant SIEVE at the goalie too? Now that’s collegiate.

No one wants Trump to visit. Especially Melania

No one has disparaged the defense attorneys. As it should be.

Aww, he does alpha-jail shit now.

Sports bigamists deserve all of the bad things in life

To paraphrase the Bard, methinks the ESPN doth protest too much

Boycotting Facebook has certainly improved my life; I heartily recommend it to all. Delete FB

Starred just for being a Blur fan.

He must really be working out to flip a car all by himself

Not that crazy. They’re both Abrahamic religions, like sides of the same coin

Fucking Brewers

Good kitty!

Same

The game within that game is fun too; how fast would you have died? I usually win (3 days after birth).

I use Crisco