Nicely done. Kinja makes me a very sad panda

Thank Bob these guys are going away. Whatever will LAX bros wear now?

As a parent, I have no problem whatsoever with these two.

Nicely done.

I thought best-case scenario for Michigan would be lose by 3 scores and hope no one gets hurt. Looks like the Wolverines are going for worst-case scenario instead.

People used to actually yak in these threads but then Kinja happened.

I don't get it. What's so scary about the Daleks running away from what appears to be a Chinese dragon & a winged unicorn?

Any non-life-saving surgery performed on minors who cannot give consent is unethical.

Uncut here & I can do the same thing. I just cancelled out your circumstantial evidence. (See what I did there?)

If more doctors did this, would it cause the obese patients to finally curtail their eating habits? Or would it, as some pointed out, cause those same patients to stop seeking medical assistance? Hell if I know, but with America in the grip of an obesity epidemic, something HAS to give. Fat-shaming may not be a civil…

What a shit cover song this was. I kept waiting for them to pick up the pace, but it just never happened. A funeral dirge would be more upbeat.

Dammit, you beat me to this terribly unfunny post. Thanks for saving me the embarrassment.

/stands, applauds

I think we're missing the forest for the trees here; the real story is Josh Beckett cleared a hurdle. Sorry, he cleared his physical. Which is even more amazing.

THAT'S SOME GOOD PR RIGHT THERE!

This guy has got to be anorexic. No muscle tone, no fat, (you need some); He looks like an extra from "Escape From Sobibor"

I wonder how Bobby V will fuck up this deal...

Clearly, only Dominicans are on the juice.

+1

That was when Bud Selig owned the team. Bernie was defacto G for decades, as a cost-saving measure.