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Can's Tago Mago comes to mind. It's easily one of the most important collections of music I have ever heard and it's still fresh despite being in my collection for more than half my life. But that crude cover of.. what? Brain spaghetti? A guy eating his own brains? Some kind of 70's-era psychedelia. The color scheme

I'm not fond of these coconut candy bars, but thanks anyway. You should see my tits!

This is figuratively a steaming mound of freshly produce animal dung, possibly bovine.

Sam Rockwell deserves much better roles than this. He's a charming, sexy man with an interesting presence and he was great in Moon and Confessions of a Dangerous Mind. This movie looks terrible. But I didn't like the original either.

I enjoyed the Civil War reenactments immensely.

Sorry, Mr. Schwarz

The second season is fine; I don't understand the amount of criticism it gets. Sure, it meanders a bit in the middle but it's still good. Even the movie is under-rated.

A million toothless, twitching tank-tops can't be wrong.

I saw Link Wray's second-to-last US show in Seattle at The Tractor. He wasn't looking so good but he still played as loud and dirty as ever. I touched his guitar! It's one of my best concert memories.

Stupid Sexy Flanders

I'm not gonna go on some diatribe, but I don't think he makes those jokes just to be funny, I think it's just what he thinks. Besides, he had plenty of angry, ugly rants on Stern and he wasn't even trying to be funny in those moments.

I used to think this guy was funny but then I realized that he doesn't understand the difference between satire and being a racist, homophobic, misogynist piece of fat shit.

I had a dream about Louie C.K.'s dick last night but it wasn't a flower, it was one of Khaleesi's dragons. It spit fire at me. Really intricate rhyme schemes. Lyrics were rather problematic, though; too sexist, too homophobic.

Yeah okay. I'm too goddamn old to care about any of that image crap. I'm just saying Mezt don't do much for me.

Well.. yeah, kind of; maybe my ears are more adjusted to really harsh sounds. Every review I read about these guys makes them out to be very caustic and on the other edges, but it's just rock music to me, and kind of boring. I had a hard time staying awake / paying attention while listening to this.

Next time use a condom!

And then Ralf was surrounded by those Michael Jackson clones in the office building.

It's a BB ref. When Jesse uses the word after hearing it for the first time, he mispronounces it.

Okay… he might actually love that.

Good fuck, this is horrifying. George Carlin would rather have been imprisoned for killing every last person involved with this than be involved with this. Who else should receive the ultimate middle finger to the ideals they held onto during their lfietime? Bill Hicks? Lenny Bruce?