You dingleberry, give 'em back.

I'm really more of a democratic socialist with too much sugar in my system.

I've had a lot of orange juice.

Look at that lusty look in his eyes, the fire that burns deep inside.. he wants me.

Well….. I enjoyed it?

You don't called retarded people retarded. That's just in bad taste. You call your friends retards when they're acting retarded.

If that's so, who broke into my house and stole my Kinison tapes?

Just a little random insanity, my friend, relax and enjoy the ride.

I'm not familiar with many westerns

Burn the witches, I say!

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THANKS OBAMA

I don't know much about Seinfeld's take on his point but it's a damn valid point. My fiance and I were talking about this just before old Jerry started this. Kids today really are too sensitive and looking to be offended by everything. I'm only 33 and I can't relate at all to these underfed trigger monkeys. I can't…

THAT'S RIGHT YOU PUT IT BACK! YOU PUT IT BACK!!!
…That's it… that's good, that's real good.. now we're just going to sit down here and have a real nice time together… now take off your pants. .. TAKE OFF YOUR FUCKING PANTS!!!

If straight men couldn't masturbate to lesbians, the entire adult film industry would instantly vaporize.

……….ewww

YES HE DID YOU TAKE IT BACK YOU MONSTER!

It's almost like people's taste buds aren't all the same, gosh!

Uh, death please.

I don't think I've ever cared about a movie based on Ice Cube's presence; in fact, it usually spells H-A-C-K-Y C-O-M-E-D-Y. But Charlie Day? Hell, he even made Horrible Bosses enjoyable.