Yup, you've nailed the upper-class intellectual American mindset

Surreal/absurd psycho-Ricktator Walking Dead splattercore slashfic? Count me in!

Joke all you like, folks, but those hash browns are the best damn thing on the menu.

I caught that, too. It was a nice touch.

Not enough explosions, Michael Bay?

Jesus, Zack, I don't know what to tell you. Maybe it's time to hand reviewing duties onto somebody with a bit less bias against this show?

I can tell you, as an avid kitchen & home cooking shopper, the Hamilton Beach, particularly but not exclusively by any means, has many products for the lazy cook who loves unnecessary gadgets and/or can't figure shit out for themselves.

It could just be the guitar sound but this reminds me of Faust, around the time of So Far. Not bad, not great, just kind of interesting.

I am pretty sure they stole that award design from my 4th grade pottery class projects.

Are gingers people? They don't even have souls!

This is astonishingly accurate.

If Breaking Bad taught me nothing else, it's that a cop will tell you he isn't a cop and then bust you anyway. So, if you want me to trust you, I'm gonna need you to tell me that you are, in fact, a police officer.

I live in Texas, unfortunately., but I haven't smoke pot at all in about a year, so it's a fairly moot point right now.

Buying weed usually means wasting 30 minutes sharing some of said weed with the dealer and yakking about bullshit, but there are few people I'd rather do that with more than Willie.

Does it have windows? I only accept rides from strange men in vans with no windows. Such adventures!

I'll bring this up at the meeting at the docks.

A good friend of mine who is approaching his mid-40s quotes Hicks weekly.

Get me off this planet.

I know!

I love Bill's material, but I'm sick of my friends quoting him to seem intellectual and deep.