When your best and only offers are from UConn, Monmouth and Cornell, how do you not go with Cornell? Sure, there’s the glory and tradition of the CoNfLiCT, but with Cornell at least you get a diploma from an Ivy to go with your CTE.

Reporter: Can you describe how you felt when you were offered the scholarship and then when they rescinded it just two weeks before signing day?

Because nearly everyone who lives here is originally from New York or New Jersey.

I see what you did there. Wait...no I don’t. And yet I agree!

Or Sacramento, which is the Florida of California.

The only place in Texas something like this would happen would be in our legislature.

IKR!?

OMG, the picture and asking if he even went for white girls! I agree. I think that’s what he was doing. Like not leading her on, but just replying to her. I feel like this post left of the weirdest parts of their exchange.

It’s a very “and THIS is why you’re single” kinda deal

Holy fuck! I just got to the end! She linked him to her podcast?! She’s is insane. Completely. Holy shit.

Not to mention her saying this: “McSweeney texts again on December 29, “U hate me cus I’m white. Our conversations r everything to me btw. We have a lot of friends in common and if anyone of them saw this I would b so ashamed.”

Agreed. And let’s be real: his radar was right. . . she ended up being psycho.

Yes! I came here to write the same thing! I’m pretty sure he was over it as soon as she said “The dudes all look gay to me”. I mean that’s when I would have been like, “Cool. I don’t want to ever meet this person.”

Real talk. If you can’t handle having someone decide not to meet you or talk to you any more based on only a text conversation, you will not be able to handle actual dating.

This article is a little deceptive because you start midway through the text exchange, where he seems like he’s being cold and she seems like he’s being chatty. Start at the actual beginning, where she opens by text bombing him a bunch about how every dude on the app “looks gay”:

How is Nightman Cometh not AT LEAST top 10?

Chardee MacDennis isn’t top 5?!

So, that was something that happened between two people on Earth today.

Seriously, you’re the one who brought the whole thing up in the first place, lady!

Ummm no. Not really.