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Grew up a Yankees fan, I was born 2 days before Munson died. I’m aware of other sports deaths (Snyder, Kile, Adenhart and others) but for some reason I am really having a hard time processing this.

Holy fucking catch dude. Jesus christ.

I feel like this comment should be its own article. The gifs just show his enjoyment of life and baseball. Vaya con dios.

True story: when Fernandez first came over to the US he spent time crawling on the floor of an airport bathroom trying to figure out how to flush and wash his hands because he didn’t realize that the toilets and sinks had motion sensors.

This guy is a lot less annoying when Dallas Braden isn’t sitting next to him

Better or worse than “im gonna pound the farts out of you”

Ah, old people trying to talk dirty...

Would’ve replied “Come to think of it, I wish my eyeballs were out, right about now. Thanks, Dad.”

there actually is more to this, and its actually way worse, though really, mostly for me, and its related to the timeline.

Jet Blue.

That is so goddamn weird.

I had a friend move in with me ostensibly because she decided not to buy a house that she was leasing with an option. When she moved out of my house (some 2+ years later) I found a letter from a real estate company saying that she had voided her house sitting arrangement by failing to keep the house in a showable

she must have really appreciated that! how long had it been missing?

There are two kinds of people in the world...

Grandpa?

I was fortunate enough not to see it. 

Thank you so much for this post, honestly. I have had the most awful day where I want to simultaneously sob and punch people in the face. I don’t have a good story, but I can’t wait to read everyone else’s.

See also: climate change.

We’re watching the slowest train wreck in history take place. So many warnings. So many. And I’m thinking that we’re still going to crash.

What about the (many) occasions where they’ve shot people who didn’t have guns?