This is fucking flagrant disrespect by the NCAA toward our National Anthem. The NCAA hasn’t just canceled these events in North Carolina, they’ve canceled the playing of the National Anthem at these events in North Carolina as well. I’m not a member of the military but that is insanely hurtful to the many members of…

Holy shit! It’s Squints from The Sandlot!!!

Impressive events during this video, ranked:

Reasons he has to celebrate so hard: it was practically a moonshot; he caught in on the run; he made the catch drunk; he avoided wiping out near some obstacles on the concourse. He has this moment of lucidity at the end where he’s like, “that could have all gone terribly wrong, but it didn’t. Thank god.”

I’ve opened the fridge and reflex caught glass items that roll out at or below knee level without thinking. However my greatest fear is the ball coming at me at a sporting event because I will somehow make sure I get hit in the face in the dopiest fucking way (and probably end up on Deadspin for it).

There was an even better one in that game on Rajai Davis’ homerun. It was hard to tell the way the MLB app highlight was truncated, but it looks like what happened was Davis hit the home run, a guy in the bleachers catches it, and then hands it to a ten-or-so-year-old boy who accepts it like a Miss America receiving…

This is exactly how I would behave. Only so no one tries to make me give it to a goddamn kid. Catch your own foul ball, punk.

You should post video of the kid whose dad caught Rajai Davis’s home run. Multiple stages of joy/disbelief. That kid is a good fan.

Baylor: Dogs more important than Women.

This shit has been going on as long as there has been injustice for people to protest about. Kaepernick is saying things that make people deeply uncomfortable. Maybe there is a fundamental flaw with how we view policing in this country. Maybe that flaw is what makes the police force, an institution which is supposed…

I quite liked this burn:

Killing someone with your car seems worse than making a joke. But what do I know...

How do you feel about Kaepernick?

Who?

It’s #TeamKap vs. #TeamTony all over again.

Congrats Tony!

I got quoted in Deadspin for egging on a stupid internet fight. I’ve made it.

That’s a false analogy: I’m perfectly happy with the amenities (e.g. reclining) of the seat I purchased, while you are unhappy with the amenities (specifically: leg room) of the seat you purchased. That’s your problem, not mine.