It’s hard to believe only a few years ago these cheerleaders were in middle school!

Well said as always. But one point deducted for your use of an Oxford comma in violation of AP style.

Sadly, one does not require an overabundance of intelligence to run fast, miss tackles at gunner, and fail in pass coverage.

“YOU’RE excited?? Feel these nipples!”

He just hasn’t been the same since he got Pink Eye (Botox Reaction) at the Olympics.

That's not at all what was being celebrated today. But thanks for reminding us that we still have a work to do.

He had Traditional Marriage -150.

Wow, definitely his greatest burn since “The lord must really have it in for that little boy” in BASEketball.

“Pedro Strop leaves having disgraced his team and family. May God have mercy on his soul.”

Holy hell, Bob, rough day?!

To be fair, baseball is really, really important.

Yeah, because this is America and not Latvia. In Latvia they can laugh at Karl-Anthony.

Well when the gentlemen you named go to Latvia to play pro basketball, make fun all you want. Till then, his name is fair game.

Your use of yankees leads me to assume you’re not American, so let me break this down for you.

Y'all talking bout Kingus Pingus?

Agreed, Bootstraps Bazingas looks like a gift that's going to keep on giving.

Kriskross Portuguesesauce was a great pick for the Knicks.

DAMN IT, I JUST POSTED THIS TOO

He fought nail for that award.