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I have never worked in an office environment where the women in the office did not completely control the temperature settings. As a result, I sit with a fan between my legs on full blast and I’m still always hot. Also, my work offices have always been formal (suits for men), but the women get away with anything from

You are right. I still don’t want to call him that. He’s an asshole and going forward I’m only referring to him by his original given name or by some new name that includes the word “ass”.

But I agree, if this guy wasn’t literally the worst it would be funny that a human adult thinks calling himself that is cool.

Rhodey is called War Machine and he is unquestionably awesome.

Hmm. I did not know that. I still don’t want to call him that, but it makes more sense.

I know this is completely besides the point, but can we please stop calling this asshole war machine?? Seriously... Let’s call this asshole by his name. Jon Koppenhaver is an abusive, psychotic, pathetic asshole. War Machine is a comic book superhero.

Seek help.

Yaaaaaa...no, it won’t.

Convince other people to do the same...

BEHOLD! the mighty healing power of apple cider vinegar!

Fun and tough!

Yea. I mean, not as fun as you sound, but pretty fun.

And I did not say that you said I lacked empathy! See, I too can play ridiculous semantic games to deny what the obvious intent of my comment was. I’m sure of it... you are a dick. Enjoy your evening.

Yup! Obviously if I don’t want to cede my comfort for yours, I must lack empathy. Even though I and dozens of other commenters here have confirmed that not reclining causes excruciating back pain. We are obviously dicks that are making it all up, while you are obviously righteous and your comfort is more important.

“I’m not trying to tell you how to use your seat”

Why buy something off the menu when you can just steal from your neighbor (and call him an asshole at the same time)!

You are an asshole if you assume that other people should forego their own reasonable enjoyment of something they’ve paid for so that you can be more comfortable. You are an asshole if you know that your comfort depends on someone else sacrificing their own, yet you make no reasonable effort to procure an alternative

I am very hungry on this flight and did not plan ahead and/or refuse to buy something from the inflight menu. I demand to have my neighbor’s peanuts/pretzels bc he is smaller than me and can’t possibly value them as much as I would at this moment. He is an asshole if he wants those peanuts for himself and I am 100%

Yup! People using seats as designed are dicks. People demanding that other people forego being comfortable so that they can be extra comfortable and/or throwing a tantrum when they don’t get their way are somehow not dicks. Makes totals sense.