Every. Time. You could warn them and it wouldn’t help. Literally doing the smoothest shifting of my life and meanwhile my passenger looks like a bobble-head.

Same. I’m not even old or anything, I’m just (duly) paranoid about cops. You just never know. I’ll still go for a drive on a backroad every once in a while, but I’m in a 2017 Fiat 124 that couldn’t break the speed limits in these places if it tried. I don’t think I’d enjoy any car over about 300 horsepower more than I…

Also on those, the USB ports don’t provide enough electricity to charge any modern phone. So I drilled a hole next to that in my Fiat 124 and routed a USB extension back to said accessory port. (I have a basic radio, so having the phone actually charge is kinda important.)

Not gonna lie, if that’s the official promotional photo, I think they were going for a resounding meh. So in that case, they kinda nailed it.

So...for all this controversy and garbage, we now get two awesome comedic semi-scripted reality-esque shows that happen to feature cars as a central focus?

“Bust a nut inside your eye to show you where I come from.”

I definitely bought one of the “leave me alone, I know what I’m doing” t-shirts back when they first came out.

On the other hand, I feel like that particular police chase would be over pretty quickly if they couldn’t get a chopper up in time.

This is exactly my problem with naps. My internal clock goes completely haywire. I took a few hour nap (for the first time in years) about a week ago, and I’ve very literally been nocturnal ever since. Luckily, that’s not as big of a problem in college as it is in real life, but it’s a good reason not to take any more…

So...now we’re just going to have two awesome car shows to watch?

I wouldn’t call it a conspiracy theory exactly, just because it I’ve never met anyone who has thought about it, but I believe that large corporations of numerous varieties first exploited, then perpetuated far past its time, the “America Blue Collar Work Ethic.” The idea that your job or the life you lead is invalid…