Things that could permanently cripple Tony Romo, a man who’s spine has the structural integrity of marzipan;

Non-ergonomic furniture

I spent way too many nights camped in one tiny little safe corner of a map for hours at a time waiting for some macro god of a Ranger to come sprinting around a corner chased by a bear-sized Dragonfly just so I could punch it in the face.

And on top of that, I gave my dude a Japanese name, which meant that, when LFG,…