when rich people hear that we want everyone to get equal access to healthcare, they naturally assume that means they’ll have to suffer the way we do, because they know that their extreme wealth depends fundamentally on our poverty

Griffey in the dugout to greet Ichiro made me nostalgic for all of the Mariners teams of my youth that always found a way to came up just short.

I mean, yeah, basically.

Joel Embiid is both Rudy Gobert and James Harden? That’s wild.

The best part about this ad is that it shows the kid spending about 3X as much time training and playing sports than in class, which seems about right...

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It is extremely funny for Bill Simmons, who almost literally burned Grantland down on his way out the door while throwing a public tantrum & leaving unemployed journalists in his wake, to criticize Anthony Davis for making a simple trade request in private.

This isn’t about Anthony Davis seeking a trade. It’s about Anthony Davis seeking a trade to the Lakers when everyone knows the Celtics are entitled to his services. NO ONE DENIES THIS!

When I was in 5th grade a cool 6th grader convinced our basketball coach to let him try a really weird trick play.

I went to high school with no fewer than four Mikes Trout.

You may be underestimating the number of editors at The Ringer. 

Shohei was a 28 year old dude who rented a church to ask a girl if she wanted to be his girlfriend. 

Queen Tsubasa, now and forever.

Saw the headline. Thought “so Tsubasa’s gonna be number one, right?” Clicked and confirmed all was right with the world. 

Splinter didn’t exist in 2016.

100% that’s it.

I wonder if part of it is that he looks like such a doughy goober. In baseball or football we are used to wide range of body types being good, but I feel like I know what a basketball player is suppose to look like. If he look more athletic I wonder if he would get more credit. 

Unless, of course, you ever wanted to go outside. Beautiful, beautiful country all over that state.

Utah is a beautiful state. Pity about the people.

Hey, this guys seems pretty good at basketball. I think I’ll try to go see him in person and yell terrible things at him about his family and let my child shove him and then call the guy classless.