The notion of making a car a sight-unseen purchase is complete absurd! The stock should have dropped into the basement from that announcement alone.

Neither.

It very much sums up the approach to hardware in the region.

This kind of sums up silicon valley.

-Someone has great idea

Holy crap, Tesla is just running a 19th century plutocratic industrialist’s dream wrapped up inside a 21st-century facade. It’s all very clear to me now.

If you wanted the home crowd to provide more energy, maybe not abandon your loyal fans to move across the bay?

Everyone’s tired of Draymond’s shit so it’s not like that’s newsworthy.

Dude’s committed to the schtick. Note the dates:

If you can't look at that video and see how ridiculous that is, I kinda feel sorry for you

hot drunk take, 5 screwdrivers in

Also as a Jew can I say that Joe Lieberman can fuck off into the sun?

that’s a distinction without a difference. 

#NoMoreBoomers

It’s so great the Democrats are laser focused on the real source of divisive bigotry in this country, a young black Muslim congresswomen from Minnesota.  

I am not “trolling” Deadspin. I like Pardon My Take, and I get annoyed every time I am told by this website that I am evil for liking it.

This would be a devastating blow if they hadn’t already addressed it and evolved as a company and a brand while long-term writers like Drew and Barry have apologized for Deadspin’s past (and their own on this site) and jumped aboard the “don’t write like an asshat” train.

And yet no one is scrambling to abandon the Deadspin brand because brands are helpful and important.Deadspin has made concerted efforts to shift away from misogyny over the last 8 years.

A Magary is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he gets out of intensive care.

Dave Portnoy is the real life equivalent of Dennis Reynolds.

He was Drew the Gray. After his battle with (the Balrog? for all we know) we believed him gone forever, but he has returned as Drew the White to help us destroy Sauron.

a site for boys who wanna grow up to be Donald Trump Jr.