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Pointing out the fact they are morons keeps us from normalizing their administration, because as much as we’ve gotten used to this over the course of 10 months, this is NOT NORMAL. It’s a reminder, not a tear down.

The humor is grounded. It just happens to be grounded in something abstract. The reason why there’s a dril tweet for everything is because he’s commenting on internet culture, which in itself is chaotic, nonsensical and everyone’s id turned up to 11.
The example that I think demonstrates it best is the one from this

“It’s really harmful to lump men who send ‘creepy DMs’ in with serial sexual assaulters,”

The pacific northwest edition of this is Romeo boots, Carhartt construction worker pants and camo baseball hats for him; black Northface jackets and bedazzled denim jeans for her.

Windows or Mac?

Gestures like this tell me that if a polar bear were to slide to the white house on the last of the iceberg, Trump would just throw some dollar bills at it and tell it to start working at the DQ down the street.

Man, you really fucked up.

A racist is always more racist in the comfort of his own home.

Getting Hit By A Car is definitely Top 10. NOBODY DENIES THIS.

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I devoured each of what Halliday referred to as “The Holy Trilogies”: Star Wars (original and prequel trilogies, in that order)...

On the field, the team drafted Mike Williams (the NFL’s 90th Mike Williams, by my count)

I mean, we could just go full parody and bring back Patton Oswalt to do absolutely nothing in every scene he’s in:

You know how when you go to the theater and they’ll have the First Look previews before the actual previews, spotlighting a TNT drama or a Lifetime movie, and the footage is intercut with testimonials of the people involved? It’s a good indicator your project is shit when you have to explain aspects of your film/show

*Where Are You Christmas is the name of the song.

The Jim Carrey/Ron Howard Grinch when his heart grows just in time for the clouds to clear on the mountain to show a fresh dawn in Whoville. It’s so damn stupid, but the colors are pretty and that music swells more than my heart does watching it.

The luck part is more about the organization resigning a good player in 2012 for pennies, who no one thought would be great, let alone a 2 time NBA MVP, and that in turn creating room for the team to bring in other assets (Iggy, Bogut, etc). Was there anyone who in 2012 who thought Steph was going to be MVP?

Hmm. If only there was some type of event that could’ve happened, oh I don’t know, a month before the election that would’ve demonstrated to us that Donald Trump isn’t civil towards women... 

We’ll trade Porzingis. You just gave away our best player for free tickets to a crappy comedy club.