I’m surprised he hasn’t started a war over not getting a jersey with his name on it, yet that Obama guy got one. Anything without Trump’s name on it usually puts him into a pavlovian induced state of shock, until someone puts a crayon in his hand so he can write it on as many things as possible, like Executive Orders…

Donald Trump got to be president by holding up the wallet his dad gave him and yelling “I fuck this wallet.”

It’s mostly to do with free agency more than anything else. The draft helps small market teams acquire potentially big name players for little money, but ultimately the talent tends to pool towards the same 4-5 teams, and the lack of parity is reinforced when those small market teams don’t win a championship, their…

Oh so it’s totally okay to remake every Disney movie that gets a Buzzfeed “member this??” listicle, but the second Tom and Jerry want to help poor Charlie Bucket win a chocolate factory it’s considered preying on nostalgia?? C’mon people! This is a diamond in the rough! I predict 8 oscars, at least.

It was in that moment that Russell Westbrook’s knee grew three times in strength.

I’m wondering, was this all an illusion for us, using our movement so he could get in there?

Except that they did result in wins. The Thunder won more games than they lost. Just because they won 47 games instead of 60 doesn’t mean Westbrook is any less valuable to his team. That’s ultimately what an MVP is. Most valuable player. Russ is the MOST valuable to his team, because if Russ isn’t there, Kanter scores…

And now, we go live to Dan’s 20 year high school reunion:

When asked how she’s coped with losing her outlet, Lahren says she goes on 5-10 minute diatribes in the comfort of her bedroom closet, which is outfitted with a large scale printout of her old television set, and a tripod and camera without tape in it. “Anything to get back to the normalcy of calling minorities…

...it’s a good deal because 40 million people are going to see the city reflected well on TV.

I want the next Raw to be three hours of random 30 second vignettes showing Braun throwing a helpless Roman off random things.

Sean Elliot: The most Homer of homers.

The obstructed view of Yacht Boy’s arm make me think he’s leaning on something. Cane? Umbrella? Golden staff with the words “Big boy Kush’s minority whip”?

Coke has always dunked on Pepsi in every way imaginable. The Bugs Bunny to Pepsi’s Daffy Duck.

Pepsi just assumes that millennials would rather spend all their money on the resistance and art and soft drinks than actually furnish their living spaces.

Can’t Wait for “Pepsi Presents: Protest (TM) March (TM) for Freedom and Love (TM) 2017 (TM) sponsored by Pepsi RESIST”.
 
This year’s special guests include:

I like the juxtaposition of TO’s take on Jessica Simpson being a distraction, followed immediately by Whitlock comparing TO’s distractions to a stripper.

List of reasons Hillary lost:

Electoral College
Corrupt Gerrymandering
The Democratic Party focusing so much on “stopping” Donald Trump and Bernie Sanders that their candidate’s campaign forgot to offer anything substantial to her potential voter base in key battle ground states
Inherent Sexism (not JUST by “Bernie Bros,”…

As bad as the Wizards look here, at least they’re not the franchise that doesn’t understand why another team wouldn’t unfurl a red carpet for an all star said team is still hurting over. Gwyneth Paltrow “conscious uncoupling” levels of delusion.