“They stole my game plan!”
-Billy “The Gun” Van Goff

Favorite childhood cartoon?

If you could put one bad movie in the Criterion Collection for cultural preservation, which would you choose?

And somehow Kevin Hart will still win the MVP, because you know he’ll just happen to be hanging outside the arena an hour before the game with nothing to do.

I would say if you love Carpenter/Spielberg/Stephen King aesthetics this show on the surface level is good to watch, just to feel like you’re experiencing one of those movies again for the first time. It’s honestly like a mad libs puzzle of all those tropes, so there’s not a lot in terms of actual depth or story or…

Only Mitch McConnell could end up inadvertently doing something worthwhile through his bullshit and incompetence. Even a no-chin, tortoise faced clock is right twice in a century.

The Pats took him because Floyd has atoned for his Cardinal sin.

That little jovial laugh after he threatened to destroy someone’s life, sounded a bit familiar...

This is when we realize Bill Belichick is Hodor’s long lost brother, Nodezoff.

Cool, so republicans are just selling the nation’s future up a river for some more cash. Cool. COOL. WONDERFUL. SPECTACULAR.

I’m all for any Boston fan being vindicated vicariously through their fancy dog, but if they want to take credit for any super bowl wins, it means they also have to admit that they’ve been collectively tea bagged (twice!) by this dork:

This one never fails to make me laugh.

Steve Bannon looks like the dude who would tell you the Brawny Guy was modeled after him, right before throwing up in your lap at the bar.

Steve Bannon looks like the sculpture you’d get from an artist if you gave them 15 bucks and all of the body fat John Goodman lost last year.

I am fed up with this party.

The cruelest irony here is that we elected a guy like that to the highest office, but instead of playing football, he’s famous for having a lot of money. Maybe Brady knows the difference between him and Trump is not intelligence or relevant political discourse, but volume control.

“What’s going on in the world?” Brady said. “I haven’t paid much attention. I’m just a positive person.”