A fight breaking out in the middle of a half-filled venue seems like LA’s way of giving the Chargers a familiar welcome.

It’s like replacing the engine of your car with a papier-mâché model of a car engine.

On the bright side, by the time this stadium is built, the Warriors won’t be able to afford retaining all those players, the league’s rules and other teams will catch up to the 3 point game, and Lacob’s winning culture will sit in mediocrity long enough for the tech scum to lose interest and alienate a dedicated part…

No, honestly, I didn’t mean to upset you; for that I apologize.

No, I get that. I misclassified the Boss, my apologies.

I apologize if you are hurt by my comment.

This seems to be a mistake on my part in which I have used an incorrect classification. I still find it sad that any musician, no matter how legendary his/her status is, commands more influence than the highest political office in the country. Is this more clear? If not I will retract my entire statement and call this…

Is Springsteen not an 80s Rock star? I’d be more than happy to redact my statement if he didn’t make music in the 80s.

Hmm. They still were and are those things though. Just because it’s narrow doesn’t mean it is wrong.

It is pretty sad when an 80s rock star has more influence than your next president.

“We want health care!”

I guess the real lesson white people learned from the safety pin was that they should be louder and more obvious in their marketing.

A little like breaking up with your longtime spouse, only to move into your weed dealer’s basement a couple blocks away.

Good to see you finally give a shit, Alex.

I would say this more perfectly illustrates Trump getting elected vs. Trump screwing his voters over 

“Who’s gunna say no to a free dinner?”

He lost his re-election campaign for mayor of Suplex City. It happens when you only appeal to the German vote:

I’m sure this is a better excuse than whatever Trump’s parents came up with when no one RSVP’d to his birthday parties.