I apologize if you are hurt by my comment.

This seems to be a mistake on my part in which I have used an incorrect classification. I still find it sad that any musician, no matter how legendary his/her status is, commands more influence than the highest political office in the country. Is this more clear? If not I will retract my entire statement and call this…

Is Springsteen not an 80s Rock star? I’d be more than happy to redact my statement if he didn’t make music in the 80s.

Hmm. They still were and are those things though. Just because it’s narrow doesn’t mean it is wrong.

It is pretty sad when an 80s rock star has more influence than your next president.

“We want health care!”

I guess the real lesson white people learned from the safety pin was that they should be louder and more obvious in their marketing.

A little like breaking up with your longtime spouse, only to move into your weed dealer’s basement a couple blocks away.

Good to see you finally give a shit, Alex.

I would say this more perfectly illustrates Trump getting elected vs. Trump screwing his voters over 

“Who’s gunna say no to a free dinner?”

He lost his re-election campaign for mayor of Suplex City. It happens when you only appeal to the German vote:

I’m sure this is a better excuse than whatever Trump’s parents came up with when no one RSVP’d to his birthday parties.

But what if Noah and Rose were on the Celtics?

What the hell is happening? I have a headache, I can’t tell who’s winning and who or what am I supposed to focus on to know whether or not Joe Flacco’s elite?

Joe Buck: “Rodgers does this better than anybody!”

You call those bangs?

I guess the Hollywood Foreign Press thought La La Land was the only movie that came out this awards season.