So much uggghhhh. Police have literally dropped bombs on black groups not even half this militant in my home city. The bombing of Osage avenue is an example of what happens to black groups who refuse compliance. The double standard is fucking disturbing. I’m sure these guys will get Wendy’s on the way to station.

Because they’re hardcore.

Fun fact: In Canada, the white trash condiment is Hellman’s, with Miracle Whip being the preferred choice of fine, upstanding white people. Socialized medicine has strange subsidiary effects, apparently.

Eet’s guud for yuu.

I’m here to join the anti-mayonnaise crew. Mayo is only good when other things are mixed into it. Like chipotle mayo.

What is it about us that makes people so mad?

Can I just say I really admire your maturity about this? Also,

Fuck people are mean. Honestly, someone could probably do and say the same things about me. But I was a feminist when I was thinner in high school, and I’m a feminist now that I am fatter and in my twenties. Nothing about my values or beliefs changed. If anything, this kind of shit just makes me more determined to…

The dead end was frustrating, because, as a fat feminist, I was hungry to find out who the original poster could be so I could then eat them.

As we all know, only feminazis!!!11!!1! gain weight (gasp!!!) after high school. What a bunch of predictable, derivative ass dicks.

“We are simple in everything, even meals—though on special occasions, we have ice cream.”

Counterpoint - historyNerd fact - Lyndon Johnson reportedly held meetings while going to the bathroom to intimidate people - thus, Trump is being doubly wrong, gender privileged and misogynist on this.

I think Taylor Swift passes them out the first Friday of every month.

I suppose our best bet before we turn out in droves to keep this... candidate... out of office is to mock him.

I don’t get the Kylie Lip Jenner obsession. She is wearing nineties lip colors and getting injections. It is not innovative.

I still don’t understand BAE, basic and bia. Please, someone enlighten me on these nonsense terms I will never use other than to ask what the fuck they mean.

I have a couple friends from high school I still talk to, but the rest I plan never to see again.

Marketing 101* - give the first one away for free, then charge an exorbitant price for the rest of them.

And yet my homemade porn just sits there.

well, if it’s such a noodle, why doesn’t he throw it on a wall and see if it sticks???