Interesting that it never occurred to them that maybe God put them in that restaurant with the worker so they could help by calling 911.

The first story makes me think of the stories out of Japan about lonely otaku going on “dates” with their body pillows.

The best thing about Brooklyn Witches is that you just know they’re using locally sourced Newt’s Eye.

This is why schools need to educate youths on the many many outlets for free porn!

The difference is that 99% of the time Jenna is talking about non-inflammatory shit that makes her seem likable and human. That 1% she went off on “sluts” I’ve forgiven cause I think she thought her boyfriend was cheating on her and went full tilt nut job for a week. But otherwise she’s a nice lady and when I saw her…

Not to take away from the story, but why does she imitate the exact way that Jenna Marbles talks? That’s very weird. Also, she’s awful.

Enjoyed reading the article, but I disagree. I fundamentally believe that you can’t avoid turning into the environment you’re in. I’m a firm believer in Zimbardo’s quote:

Yeah, except my most irritating coworker refuses to use email. He considers it cowardly apparently. When I email him something he won’t answer.

Just last week I was thinking, “Why aren’t there any beauty trends inspired by barnacles?”

Honestly, most of these look diseased.

I work at a Japanese office where all of the women have manicures like this. My buffed nails are considered super butch. :’(

"Can you swipe your black card? Can you milk a prostate?" you are realllly my fav.

This whole thing reminds me of those painfully awkward arguments in sociology class where you just want the prof to call it a day but they won’t because the debate is important. Then once everything seems settled and some insight has been reached, that one idiot who sleeps through 90% of the classes has to stand up…

Nicky looks like a golden goddess and Miley looks like a life-size version of those McDonald’s barbies they give out with Happy Meals...I think we know who’s winning here. What’s good, Miley?

Does the hermitage have a lawn, and if so, does the hermit get a hose? Because, I could do that.

When I was a police explorer in high school, the local cops used the explorer troops as a dating pool, basically. It was incredibly fucked up.

is literally anyone surprised?

The tipster who sent this to us also remarked that at Virgin Hotels, “when someone does a good job, they’re supposed to be congratulated by saying they are ‘so good looking.”

I know that Hilaria was doing some “a pose a day” shit in all kinds of places: Not sure what’s up with Bethenny but it’s the 3rd or 4th pose pic she’s posted.