New Subaru because New Dog.
That reminds me- I should go out and clean a bunch of mud out of the interior. Because we are some of those weird people that are out in the rain, snow, mud, whatever and muddy boots and hands and dog and skis and bikes and sometimes a dead bloody deer on the roof actually happens.

I don’t…

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

Oh, for fuck’s sake. You’re not some moral hero for buying your dog from a bunch of crazy foster people or from a shelter. You bought your dog like anyone else did.